три ссылки для повышения настроения1. "The Internet Is Not Just For Porn" by cyerus
Sherlock/John, PG; 1914 w.
John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from Canada.
Безумно смешкой крэк 
цитаты:
"Sherlock," Lestrade said carefully, "exactly how did you meet, uh, John?"
"Over the internet."
The poignant silence from before was back, along with its friends Awkward and Holy Fuck.
"Oh god," Donovan moaned. "Why couldn't you have found yourself a nice serial killer?"
«All activity had stopped. Everyone was too busy staring at the man to do their jobs. Lestrade would have yelled at them, except his brain still had yet to reboot. From the amount of time it was taking, it was probably running Windows Vista.»
2. "The Adoption of John Watson Holmes" by cyerus
Gen, PG; 2940 w.
Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.
Мама-Холмс, йо! 
И Джон - мега-чертяка)))
цитаты:
«The look John gave him could have stopped a band of armed Afghani insurgents in their tracks.
(And quiet possibly had. There is a file in Mycroft's office labeled "2009 Office Supply Requisitions." Among its contents is a disk holding grainy footage from a skirmish in Afghanistan. It showed several British soldiers pinned down under heavy fire, fire that had suddenly and mysteriously stopped a few moments after a certain army doctor charged into the hot zone. Only when John returned to cover, carrying an injured soldier, did the insurgents very hesitantly start firing again. And not with the same enthusiasm.)»
«Mycroft's face was an interesting study in conflict. One one hand, he was the most powerful man in Britain. On the other, Mummy.»
«You're the one that decided to allow John Watson in your life!
You froze my bank accounts, I had to find a flatmate!
You wouldn't need one if you'd just agree to live with me.
I would, but society frowns on fratricide.»
3. "Bromance Isn't Dead" by cyerus
Sherlock/John, Lestrade; PG; 1466 w.
John and Lestrade are epic bros.
Риали эпик броманс. 
Мило.)
цитаты:
«With anyone else, Lestrade is the epitome of a staid, reserved Englishman. A pat on the shoulder from him is comparable to a crushing hug and a kiss on the cheek. John doesn't so much have personal boundaries as ten-foot tall concrete barriers manned by snipers, a pack of Alsatians, and an Apache helicopter.
But any concept of personal space is kicked to the curb once they get within sight of each other.
. . .
So yes, anyone who watches them for more than ten seconds thinks that they are a couple. And they keep on thinking that, right up to the point where they meet Lestrade's wife and their three children. Or until they realize that John's strange, sociopathic flatmate is also his strange, sociopathic boyfriend».
«"Do you think we're weird?" John asks Lestrade.
"Define 'weird,'" Lestrade says. He shifts so that John is lying more comfortably on top of him. "I mean, it's all relative, isn't it? Compared to your nutter boyfriend, we're mindlessly boring."»
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