The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. // To Azkaban with fair. // Я мог бы сделать мир чуточку лучше, но уголовный кодекс.
Grimm
+++"to make men of mice" by ornategrip
[Marty Burgess/Mason Snyder, Lenny/Natalie, R/NC-17; 7 655 w]
A different take on the episode 'Of Mouse and Man' where Mason takes notice of the brave little mouse Marty and decides to woo him in his own snakey way. The domestic violence takes place between Natalie and Lenny, not Marty and Mason.
Очень клевый фик.
Hobbit
+++"Harps and Gold" by NewWonder
[Bilbo/Kíli, G; 775 w]
When Kili looks at Bilbo he is somehow reminded of his late father—and treasure.
Merlin
+++"All the Dead Are Here" by Footloose
[Merlin/Arthur, NC-17; 46 438 w.]
There's not much outside Arthur's purview -- eventually, all creatures fall to the Reaper's scythe. It's never personal. It's just his job.
That was true until Arthur ran into the only death he's ever regretted reaping -- Merlin, who is inexplicably alive and well.
But that's not all. There are monsters that exist outside of life and death, and they're spreading like vermin in the city of London. The balance is in jeopardy, and Merlin may be the only one who can help him restore order in the chaos.
Хоррор. Смерть Артур. Зомби-Апокалипсис. И Артур, и Мерлин бессмертны.
Sherlock BBC
+++1. "Nobody's Home" by flawedamythyst
[John & Sherlock, Gen; 13 138 w]
While John is in hospital after having been rescued from Moriarty, Sherlock and Harry try to decide what to do with him. Meanwhile, John plans a wedding.
Еще одна история из серии "The Elephant In The Room".
2. "Family Matters" by JanecShannon
[Sherlock & John, Harry & John, implied Moran/Moriarty, PG; 2 242 w]
Harry is a criminal mastermind that makes Jim Moriarty look like an ambitious Beaver Scout.
Post-Reichenbach, John asks her to reign hell and she's more than happy to oblige her baby brother.
Teen wolf
+++1. "Important Things" by suzvoy
[Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson; R (?), 71 466 w]
Stiles learns that even with werewolves, giant lizards and psychopathic hunters on the loose, life can still find other ways to screw with you. Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?
2. "To Have Outlived the Night" by stillane
[Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, R (имхо PG-13); 23 448 w]
Derek steps away from the window. “You helped me. They took that as a declaration.”
Когда-то после второго сезона, про то, как дофига охотников пытались волков изловить. От третьего лица с перспективы Дерека.
цитатка:
«This is the problem with Stiles. Violent threats only work about 10% of the time with him and Derek never quite knows what to say the other 90%. Silence only serves as encouragement.
Case in point: “You need a hobby,” Stiles says.
Derek’s left eye twitches without warning».
3. "Lock All The Doors Behind You" by entanglednow
[Derek/Stiles, R (опять, имхо завышен); 25 959 w]
He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
Дерек исчез на несколько недель, вернулся грязный, в крови и с торчащим из спины обломком ножа. А также не в себе. В доп. тэгах указаны Feral Behavior, Violence, Aftermath of Torture, Protectiveness, и Hurt/Comfort. При этом, я хихикала больше, чем над половиной фика.
цитатки:
«"You probably just smell familiar." Scott looks like he's guessing. "And you're not a werewolf. I don't think he wants other werewolves near him, because he's injured, and vulnerable and kind of -"
They both look at Derek's face.
"Not at home right now?" Stiles offers, and honestly that's the politest way he could have phrased it».
«Stiles falls asleep in the sun, without really meaning to.
When he wakes up there's a dead rabbit staring at him from two inches away.
"Oh my God, I hate you"».
4. Milkshakes and Matchsticks series by entanglednow
[Derek/Stiles, G/PG-13; 52 917 w]
тэги по серии: Humor, Drunken Confessions, Misunderstandings, Dating, Communication Failure, Texting Awkwardness, Angst
Мне нравится стиль автора и как она передает Стайлза. =) Пока 12 частей (глав?). Жду продолжения.
5. "Five Times the Sheriff Found Derek Hale in His Son's Bedroom" by suzvoy
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 3 525 w]
There's a pattern Sheriff Stilinski just can't ignore.
6. "last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess)" by hito
[Derek/Stiles, Fake/Pretend Relationship, R; 16 730 w]
TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
7. "Against the Floor" by Pine
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 1 565 w]
“So, about your request,” Stiles said as he made his way to the door, “I found some interesting positions we could try out”.
Забавный крэк.
8. "Five Times Stiles Was Wrong About Werewolves (and Derek) And One Time He Was Right" by pulangaraw
... or a fic about Teen Wolf Fandom fic tropes and how they are driving me crazy but I still can’t stop reading them.
[Derek/Stiles, G; 1 949 w]
9. Milk Vetch series by silverlining99
[Derek/Stiles, R/NC-17; 28 582 w]
1: In which Derek fails at wooing, and Stiles fails at catching a clue.
2: In which Derek has a sweet tooth and a crush, Erica has a rom-com collection and all the win, and Stiles has some catching on to do.
Вторая часть (с точки зрения Дерека) интереснее. =)
10. "Hoards of Gold and Treasure" by RiniRhyme
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 7 623 w]
Slaying dragons, saving princesses—these are things that all princes are wont to do and Prince Derek is no exception. Excepting for the fact that Stiles isn’t a princess and the dragon isn’t as vicious as it seems.
(AKA The storybook AU in which Stiles is trapped in a castle and Derek comes to his rescue.)
Какой тут дракон...
11. "Integral to Survival" by asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)
[Derek/Stiles, R/NC-17; 8 529 w]
Derek is in the cell for about ten minutes before the lone door opens and a new body is tossed in. The person hits the floor with a grunt, rolls, and stands as the door is clanging shut.
“That’s really not the way to treat a guest!”
12. "Next Thursday" by wldnst
[Danny/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Allison/Scott, PG-13; 18 210 w]
In which Stiles Stilinski has a werewolf for a best friend, a support group for that, hot chocolate with Lydia Martin and Danny Mahealani every Thursday evening, and an extremely anticlimactic coming out experience.
13. "http://archiveofourown.org/works/392422" by idyll
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 4 508 w]
The one where they're all scientists in Eureka, and Stiles is being stalked by Derek's freakishly lifelike animatronic wolf.
Единственный минус - коротко. =)
14. "CSI: Beacon Hills" by Jerakeen
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 8 243 w]
Back when Stiles was in high school Beacon Hills didn't have a crime lab, because they simply didn't need one. Those were the days.
15. "anything, anything" by drunktuesdays
[Derek/Stiles, R/NC-17; 5 242 w]
set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating.
16. "Of Secrets And Confessions" by Miya_Morana
[Danny/Stiles, G; 7 129 w]
Strange things are happening in Beacon Hills, but Danny refuses to let his brain go to Buffy-esque places, because he believes in science and reasonable explanations. When his friends are ready, they will tell him what's going on with them, he knows that. Meanwhile, he realizes that Stiles might be more than meets the eye as they start to become friends.
17. "A Wild of Nothing" by BewareTheIdes15
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17; 4 159 w]
Sharp, warm points drag against his throat, and Derek probably doesn’t even need to hear the staccato of Stiles’ heart, although he’s sure he can. Can probably feel Stiles’ jugular doing a tap dance against his tongue. If he wasn’t about to die horribly, Stiles might laugh. All the hours he’s spent imagining Derek’s mouth on him and he’s finally got it.
и сиквел - "Wish I Was the Moon Tonight"
18. "By Any Other Name" by entanglednow
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17; 33 090 w]
He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
Офигительно. Круто. Сильно.
19. "Father Knows Best" by Pookaseraph
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 5 984 w]
Sheriff Stilinski has finally figured out the cause of the rift between them: his son's gay, and he's effectively cut that line of communication. Being the good father that he is, he tries to make sure Stiles knows that he can tell him anything, especially about Derek Hale. Their wires seem to have gotten crossed somewhere.
Шериф клевый.))
20. First Date series by HalfFizzbin
[Derek/Stiles, G - PG-13; 4 444 w]
Is It Cool if I Hold Your Hand? “So,” says Sheriff Stilinski, raising one eyebrow. “You decided not to play video games at Scott’s, after all?”
“Uh,” Stiles says. His eyes are wide and caught-out, and he’s got his arms wrapped around two giant tubs of popcorn. Beside him, Derek Hale—the same Derek Hale that the Sheriff last saw in his interrogation room—is handing a $20 bill to the cashier and clearly trying to appear as casual as possible. He fumbles the change three times before he gets it into his pocket, though, so it’s a lost cause.
please don't look at me with those eyes: Now that Derek is actually aware they're on a date, they can make some progress.
in the car, I just can't wait: “Stiles… are we parking?” Derek says, and Stiles swears he actually sounds scandalized.
И тут шериф отличный =)
21. "when the highway takes me" by paxlux
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17; 12 765]
It’s been a hundred days. Post-apocalyptic AU.
22. "i thought it make believe" by leah k (blinkiesays)
[Derek/Stiles, Danny/Stiles, PG-13; 2 631 w]
Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds "I'm OK, don't worry, I'm going back to the hotel room" with a timestamp of 1:30AM and "I think I'm in love I think he's a werewolf" at 3:00AM.
Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.
Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU CHANGED YR FACEBOOK STATUS TO MARRIED
Well, so would Stiles.
23. "Welcome to Hale" by relenafanel, rlnerdgirl
[Derek/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Allison/Scott, Danny/Kindle, PG-13; 20 884 w]
“This is Laura Hale calling. I have you booked at Lake Hale from September 16th - 18th, party of 6. I can assure you that our groundskeeper is up to the task. Previous visitors have reviewed his performance as being “suitably creepy” and “watch him, I think he really is a murderer.” Scripts have been sent to the email addresses you provided. We recommend that you keep the details of your murder private, to ensure the impact the events have on the rest of your party. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me. I assure you, your friend won’t know what hit him. Metaphorically, of course. Welcome to Hale.”
Human AU. Я бы на месте Стайлза выбрала новых друзей - с мозгом в голове. 
24. "Catch Me No Catch" by Chash
[Danny/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson, PG-13; 3049 w]
In which Stiles is not a broody vampire, Scott is (mostly) helpful, and Danny just wants to finish his English paper.
25. "this plan will work" by unavee
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 5 573 w]
Getting rid of a soulbond is more difficult than Derek expected.
26. "Easy Alpha" by interropunct
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 4 602 w]
Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.
Human AU. Все одного возраста.
27. "I Don't Want To Be Saved" by Lapin
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17, 3 132 w]
And everyone, everyone has their own ideas about this relationship, they all say the same things, they all do. "He's not good for you," "It's Derek," "This is the fourth night in a row," "What kind of asshole dates a high schooler?" "I'm not okay with this."
But Stiles pulls the red hood up, wanders from the path, and he's picking flowers, and he's breathing, "My, what big teeth you have," and Derek bares his fangs, and yeah. Fuck them.
28. "Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways" by hologramophone
[Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, PG-13; 7 801 w]
I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)
29. "souls of mischief" by hoars
[Loki/Sheriff Stilinski, Derek/Stiles, Allisont/Scott, R/NC-17; 2 695 w]
Stiles’ first memory of his mom is green.
Her green eyes, her green dresses, her green scarves, her green blouses and her green barrettes.
Хаос.
30. "love always wakes the dragon" by hoars
[Derek/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Peter/Melissa, Isaac/Danny, Boyd/Erica, Allison/Scott, R/NC-17; 11 225 w]
“If you could only protect one person, who would it be?”
“Derek.”
“What would you do to keep him alive? What would you give up?”
“Anything. Everything.”
Смерть Эрики и Бойда. Колода Таро, нелинейное повествование, магия. Magic always comes in threes.
Teen Wolf & Skyrim crossover
+++"A Chance Meeting" by nowherenew, tylerfucklin (zimothy)
[Derek/Stiles, PG, 8 035 w]
There was no way in all of Oblivion that this man was the Dragonborn.
Первый (пока единственный) фик в серии Unbroken Road.
+++"to make men of mice" by ornategrip
[Marty Burgess/Mason Snyder, Lenny/Natalie, R/NC-17; 7 655 w]
A different take on the episode 'Of Mouse and Man' where Mason takes notice of the brave little mouse Marty and decides to woo him in his own snakey way. The domestic violence takes place between Natalie and Lenny, not Marty and Mason.
Очень клевый фик.
Hobbit
+++"Harps and Gold" by NewWonder
[Bilbo/Kíli, G; 775 w]
When Kili looks at Bilbo he is somehow reminded of his late father—and treasure.
Merlin
+++"All the Dead Are Here" by Footloose
[Merlin/Arthur, NC-17; 46 438 w.]
There's not much outside Arthur's purview -- eventually, all creatures fall to the Reaper's scythe. It's never personal. It's just his job.
That was true until Arthur ran into the only death he's ever regretted reaping -- Merlin, who is inexplicably alive and well.
But that's not all. There are monsters that exist outside of life and death, and they're spreading like vermin in the city of London. The balance is in jeopardy, and Merlin may be the only one who can help him restore order in the chaos.
Хоррор. Смерть Артур. Зомби-Апокалипсис. И Артур, и Мерлин бессмертны.
Sherlock BBC
+++1. "Nobody's Home" by flawedamythyst
[John & Sherlock, Gen; 13 138 w]
While John is in hospital after having been rescued from Moriarty, Sherlock and Harry try to decide what to do with him. Meanwhile, John plans a wedding.
Еще одна история из серии "The Elephant In The Room".
2. "Family Matters" by JanecShannon
[Sherlock & John, Harry & John, implied Moran/Moriarty, PG; 2 242 w]
Harry is a criminal mastermind that makes Jim Moriarty look like an ambitious Beaver Scout.
Post-Reichenbach, John asks her to reign hell and she's more than happy to oblige her baby brother.
Teen wolf
+++1. "Important Things" by suzvoy
[Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson; R (?), 71 466 w]
Stiles learns that even with werewolves, giant lizards and psychopathic hunters on the loose, life can still find other ways to screw with you. Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?
2. "To Have Outlived the Night" by stillane
[Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, R (имхо PG-13); 23 448 w]
Derek steps away from the window. “You helped me. They took that as a declaration.”
Когда-то после второго сезона, про то, как дофига охотников пытались волков изловить. От третьего лица с перспективы Дерека.
цитатка:
«This is the problem with Stiles. Violent threats only work about 10% of the time with him and Derek never quite knows what to say the other 90%. Silence only serves as encouragement.
Case in point: “You need a hobby,” Stiles says.
Derek’s left eye twitches without warning».
3. "Lock All The Doors Behind You" by entanglednow
[Derek/Stiles, R (опять, имхо завышен); 25 959 w]
He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
Дерек исчез на несколько недель, вернулся грязный, в крови и с торчащим из спины обломком ножа. А также не в себе. В доп. тэгах указаны Feral Behavior, Violence, Aftermath of Torture, Protectiveness, и Hurt/Comfort. При этом, я хихикала больше, чем над половиной фика.
цитатки:
«"You probably just smell familiar." Scott looks like he's guessing. "And you're not a werewolf. I don't think he wants other werewolves near him, because he's injured, and vulnerable and kind of -"
They both look at Derek's face.
"Not at home right now?" Stiles offers, and honestly that's the politest way he could have phrased it».
«Stiles falls asleep in the sun, without really meaning to.
When he wakes up there's a dead rabbit staring at him from two inches away.
"Oh my God, I hate you"».
4. Milkshakes and Matchsticks series by entanglednow
[Derek/Stiles, G/PG-13; 52 917 w]
тэги по серии: Humor, Drunken Confessions, Misunderstandings, Dating, Communication Failure, Texting Awkwardness, Angst
Мне нравится стиль автора и как она передает Стайлза. =) Пока 12 частей (глав?). Жду продолжения.
5. "Five Times the Sheriff Found Derek Hale in His Son's Bedroom" by suzvoy
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 3 525 w]
There's a pattern Sheriff Stilinski just can't ignore.
6. "last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess)" by hito
[Derek/Stiles, Fake/Pretend Relationship, R; 16 730 w]
TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
7. "Against the Floor" by Pine
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 1 565 w]
“So, about your request,” Stiles said as he made his way to the door, “I found some interesting positions we could try out”.
Забавный крэк.
8. "Five Times Stiles Was Wrong About Werewolves (and Derek) And One Time He Was Right" by pulangaraw
... or a fic about Teen Wolf Fandom fic tropes and how they are driving me crazy but I still can’t stop reading them.
[Derek/Stiles, G; 1 949 w]
9. Milk Vetch series by silverlining99
[Derek/Stiles, R/NC-17; 28 582 w]
1: In which Derek fails at wooing, and Stiles fails at catching a clue.
2: In which Derek has a sweet tooth and a crush, Erica has a rom-com collection and all the win, and Stiles has some catching on to do.
Вторая часть (с точки зрения Дерека) интереснее. =)
10. "Hoards of Gold and Treasure" by RiniRhyme
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 7 623 w]
Slaying dragons, saving princesses—these are things that all princes are wont to do and Prince Derek is no exception. Excepting for the fact that Stiles isn’t a princess and the dragon isn’t as vicious as it seems.
(AKA The storybook AU in which Stiles is trapped in a castle and Derek comes to his rescue.)
Какой тут дракон...
11. "Integral to Survival" by asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)
[Derek/Stiles, R/NC-17; 8 529 w]
Derek is in the cell for about ten minutes before the lone door opens and a new body is tossed in. The person hits the floor with a grunt, rolls, and stands as the door is clanging shut.
“That’s really not the way to treat a guest!”
12. "Next Thursday" by wldnst
[Danny/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Allison/Scott, PG-13; 18 210 w]
In which Stiles Stilinski has a werewolf for a best friend, a support group for that, hot chocolate with Lydia Martin and Danny Mahealani every Thursday evening, and an extremely anticlimactic coming out experience.
13. "http://archiveofourown.org/works/392422" by idyll
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 4 508 w]
The one where they're all scientists in Eureka, and Stiles is being stalked by Derek's freakishly lifelike animatronic wolf.
Единственный минус - коротко. =)
14. "CSI: Beacon Hills" by Jerakeen
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 8 243 w]
Back when Stiles was in high school Beacon Hills didn't have a crime lab, because they simply didn't need one. Those were the days.
15. "anything, anything" by drunktuesdays
[Derek/Stiles, R/NC-17; 5 242 w]
set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating.
16. "Of Secrets And Confessions" by Miya_Morana
[Danny/Stiles, G; 7 129 w]
Strange things are happening in Beacon Hills, but Danny refuses to let his brain go to Buffy-esque places, because he believes in science and reasonable explanations. When his friends are ready, they will tell him what's going on with them, he knows that. Meanwhile, he realizes that Stiles might be more than meets the eye as they start to become friends.
17. "A Wild of Nothing" by BewareTheIdes15
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17; 4 159 w]
Sharp, warm points drag against his throat, and Derek probably doesn’t even need to hear the staccato of Stiles’ heart, although he’s sure he can. Can probably feel Stiles’ jugular doing a tap dance against his tongue. If he wasn’t about to die horribly, Stiles might laugh. All the hours he’s spent imagining Derek’s mouth on him and he’s finally got it.
и сиквел - "Wish I Was the Moon Tonight"
18. "By Any Other Name" by entanglednow
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17; 33 090 w]
He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
Офигительно. Круто. Сильно.
19. "Father Knows Best" by Pookaseraph
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 5 984 w]
Sheriff Stilinski has finally figured out the cause of the rift between them: his son's gay, and he's effectively cut that line of communication. Being the good father that he is, he tries to make sure Stiles knows that he can tell him anything, especially about Derek Hale. Their wires seem to have gotten crossed somewhere.
Шериф клевый.))20. First Date series by HalfFizzbin
[Derek/Stiles, G - PG-13; 4 444 w]
Is It Cool if I Hold Your Hand? “So,” says Sheriff Stilinski, raising one eyebrow. “You decided not to play video games at Scott’s, after all?”
“Uh,” Stiles says. His eyes are wide and caught-out, and he’s got his arms wrapped around two giant tubs of popcorn. Beside him, Derek Hale—the same Derek Hale that the Sheriff last saw in his interrogation room—is handing a $20 bill to the cashier and clearly trying to appear as casual as possible. He fumbles the change three times before he gets it into his pocket, though, so it’s a lost cause.
please don't look at me with those eyes: Now that Derek is actually aware they're on a date, they can make some progress.
in the car, I just can't wait: “Stiles… are we parking?” Derek says, and Stiles swears he actually sounds scandalized.
И тут шериф отличный =)
21. "when the highway takes me" by paxlux
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17; 12 765]
It’s been a hundred days. Post-apocalyptic AU.
22. "i thought it make believe" by leah k (blinkiesays)
[Derek/Stiles, Danny/Stiles, PG-13; 2 631 w]
Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds "I'm OK, don't worry, I'm going back to the hotel room" with a timestamp of 1:30AM and "I think I'm in love I think he's a werewolf" at 3:00AM.
Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.
Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU CHANGED YR FACEBOOK STATUS TO MARRIED
Well, so would Stiles.
23. "Welcome to Hale" by relenafanel, rlnerdgirl
[Derek/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Allison/Scott, Danny/Kindle, PG-13; 20 884 w]
“This is Laura Hale calling. I have you booked at Lake Hale from September 16th - 18th, party of 6. I can assure you that our groundskeeper is up to the task. Previous visitors have reviewed his performance as being “suitably creepy” and “watch him, I think he really is a murderer.” Scripts have been sent to the email addresses you provided. We recommend that you keep the details of your murder private, to ensure the impact the events have on the rest of your party. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me. I assure you, your friend won’t know what hit him. Metaphorically, of course. Welcome to Hale.”
Human AU. Я бы на месте Стайлза выбрала новых друзей - с мозгом в голове. 24. "Catch Me No Catch" by Chash
[Danny/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson, PG-13; 3049 w]
In which Stiles is not a broody vampire, Scott is (mostly) helpful, and Danny just wants to finish his English paper.
25. "this plan will work" by unavee
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 5 573 w]
Getting rid of a soulbond is more difficult than Derek expected.
26. "Easy Alpha" by interropunct
[Derek/Stiles, PG-13; 4 602 w]
Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.
Human AU. Все одного возраста.
27. "I Don't Want To Be Saved" by Lapin
[Derek/Stiles, NC-17, 3 132 w]
And everyone, everyone has their own ideas about this relationship, they all say the same things, they all do. "He's not good for you," "It's Derek," "This is the fourth night in a row," "What kind of asshole dates a high schooler?" "I'm not okay with this."
But Stiles pulls the red hood up, wanders from the path, and he's picking flowers, and he's breathing, "My, what big teeth you have," and Derek bares his fangs, and yeah. Fuck them.
28. "Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways" by hologramophone
[Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, PG-13; 7 801 w]
I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)
29. "souls of mischief" by hoars
[Loki/Sheriff Stilinski, Derek/Stiles, Allisont/Scott, R/NC-17; 2 695 w]
Stiles’ first memory of his mom is green.
Her green eyes, her green dresses, her green scarves, her green blouses and her green barrettes.
Хаос.
30. "love always wakes the dragon" by hoars
[Derek/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Peter/Melissa, Isaac/Danny, Boyd/Erica, Allison/Scott, R/NC-17; 11 225 w]
“If you could only protect one person, who would it be?”
“Derek.”
“What would you do to keep him alive? What would you give up?”
“Anything. Everything.”
Смерть Эрики и Бойда. Колода Таро, нелинейное повествование, магия. Magic always comes in threes.
Teen Wolf & Skyrim crossover
+++"A Chance Meeting" by nowherenew, tylerfucklin (zimothy)
[Derek/Stiles, PG, 8 035 w]
There was no way in all of Oblivion that this man was the Dragonborn.
Первый (пока единственный) фик в серии Unbroken Road.